Two drummers they were seated, in a grand hotel one day.
While dining they were chatting, in a jolly sort of  way.
When a pretty waitress brought them a fancy tray of food.
They spoke to her familiarly, in a manner rather rude.

At first she did not notice, or make the least reply.
But one remark was passed, that brought teardrops to her eyes.
And facing her tormentors, with cheeks now burning red.
She looked a perfect picture, as appealingly she said,

Chorus:
"My mother was a lady, and yours you will allow.
And you may have a sister, who needs protection now.
I've come to this great city, to find a brother dear.
And you’ld dare not insult me, Sir, if Jack were only here."

It’s just one touch of nature, but it makes the whole worlf kin
And every word she uttered seemed to touch their hearts within
They sat there stunned and silent until one cried in shame
Forgive me, miss, I meant no harm, pray tell me what’s your name.

She told him and he cried: I know your brother, too.
Why, we’ve been friends for many years and he often speaks of you
He’ll be so glad to see you and if you’ll only wed
I’ll take you to him as my wife, for I loved you since you’ve said

(chorus)